The Comedic Guide to Protecting Your Furniture During a Move
How to Book a Mover
Do you think you can move all your belongings yourself? This guide will help you to make that decision.
Move Yourself or Hire Movers
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Expenses You Should Not Forget
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Is Hiring a Moving Company from Craigslist a Good Idea?
Wondering if hiring movers for in-home furniture relocation is worth it? Our guide offers an in-depth analysis, covering everything from cost estimates to the benefits of professional expertise. We arm you with the information you need to decide if this service is right for you.
Hire Movers to Move Furniture within your Home
If you're weighing the option of hiring moving labor helpers at Movers Corp, our guide is essential reading. We delve into the specifics, discussing everything from cost-effectiveness to the quality of service, providing you with the insights to make a smart choice.
Moving Labor Helpers
Need expert advice on loading and unloading a moving truck? Our guide provides an in-depth look at the do's and don'ts. From packing strategies to the proper use of moving equipment, we offer valuable tips to ensure a hassle-free move.
Loading and Unloading a Moving Truck
If you're on the fence about moving yourself, our guide provides invaluable insights into when it may not be the best idea. We cover everything from the emotional toll to the logistical nightmares, offering you a well-rounded perspective to make a wise choice.
When You Should Not Move Yourself
If you're planning an apartment move, our guide is your go-to resource. We delve into the specifics, offering tips on how to pack efficiently, manage move-out inspections, and even how to negotiate with your new landlord for a smooth transition.
Apartment Moving Simplified
Wondering what tasks are covered by professional movers? Our guide offers a thorough breakdown, covering everything from packing and loading to driving and unloading. Learn what to expect and how to prepare for a move with a professional service.
The Ins and Outs of Hiring Movers
Wondering how to stay organized on moving day? Our guide offers a comprehensive checklist, covering all the crucial tasks and items you'll need. From packing to transportation, we help you manage every aspect for a seamless move.
Moving Day Checklist
The Funny Side of Furniture Safety for Your Next Move
Get ready for a side-splitting take on furniture protection! Our funny guide offers a blend of humor and practicality, teaching you how to safeguard your valuables while keeping the mood light. Say goodbye to moving stress and hello to a barrel of laughs.
Arson
We all know your furniture is not going to make it through this move, so we might as well have a good bon fire before you go. Grandma always said a little arson never hurt nobody.
Give it Away
Give it away, give it away, give it away now! Just like the Red Hot Chili Peppers sing in that one song. You can't ruin your furniture if you no longer own any!
Strap Granny on Top
Some of you may be too young for this Beverly Hillbillies reference, but picture this: rednecks moving to L.A. To get granny to come with the family to the big city, they strap her into her rocking chair on the back of a pick-up truck. You can be sure no one is going to scratch or mess up a piece of furniture that a curmudgeonly grandma is sitting on.
Own Ikea Furniture
Your Ikea furniture probably will fall apart during a move no matter how careful you are, but who cares!? It was cheap enough that you can easily buy some more, or perhaps even consider taking the grown up step of buying real furniture.
Voodoo Ceremony
Sometimes you just need to turn to dark magic to get things done. Sprinkle some rosemary, say some prayers, whatever delusion you want to buy into works for us. No matter what magic you choose, all are probably equally as effective in their results!
Wrap it Up
Wrap everything up in all the packing materials that you can't afford right now, because you are moving and moving is expensive!
Lower Your Expectations
Having furniture that isn't falling apart is sort of nice, but hey, a table with just three legs isn't that big of a problem? Right guys!?
Hire the Cheapest Movers You Can Find
The cheaper the movers you hire, the better job that they'll do. Surely they are just charging that insanely low rate to be competitive. Let the free market decide whether or not your invaluable items will make it intact to your next home. Let us know how that turns out for you.
Congrats! It’s an Antique
By bonking up all your furniture during a move, it'll automatically become an antique. You'll be able to sell those scratched up items for twice the price from what I understand of the antique market.
Hire Good Movers
You could just cave in and hire movers that actually know what the heck they are doing. Given that won't be as big of an adrenaline rush, at least you'll know that there is a 99.5% chance everything will run smoothly during your move. But eh, what is the fun in that?
About the Author:
Margarita Hakobyan is the founder and CEO of MoversCorp.com. She has published more than 300 articles about moving, storage, and home organizing, making her a moving specialist since she began writing about the moving industry in 2005.
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