Fake Storage Facility - Client Relations


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Fake Storage Facility - Client Relations
508 Brooks Road
Perryville, AK 99648
(855) 846-5507

This is not a real storage facility. Seriously. We're not trying to be clever or ironic or make some lofty Magritte style commentary on semantics. This place does not exist.

Office Hours
Sun 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Mon 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Tue 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Wed 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Thu 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Fri 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Sat 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Access Hours
Sun 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Mon Closed
Tue 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Wed 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Thu 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Fri 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Sat 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM

    Features

  • 24-hour access (for specific units, for business users only, for additional $100 per month)
  • Free use of truck (tenant must refuel, $10 truck insurance fee, $25-mile limit)
  • Truck rental available
  • Fenced and lighted
  • Video cameras on site
  • Loading dock (truck access size-40ft)
  • Penske truck rental
  • Handcarts available
  • Band practice allowed in units
  • Moving supplies for sale
  • Manager lives on-site
  • Email billing available
  • Accepts mail/packages for tenants
  • Rent due on same day each month per lease start
  • Auto-pay available
  • $50 security deposit required (refundable)
  • Cash accepted
  • Checks accepted
  • Credit cards accepted (Visa, Mastercard, AMEX, Discover)
  • Allow 18-wheeler dropoff
  • Has 18-wheeler alleys
  • 10% military discount (active-duty, reserves, veterans)
  • 13% student discount
  • 12% senior discount
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50% off for the first two full months and free lock when you reserve online
  • Climate controlled
  • Lights
  • Interior
$5.00
per month
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5' x 5'
The first full month free and free lock when you reserve online
  • Heated only
  • Pullthrough
  • 8 ft ceiling
  • Roll up door
  • Vehicles permitted
  • Interior
$17.00
per month
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5' x 5'
50% off for the first two full months with two month pre-payment
  • Climate controlled
  • Premium unit
  • 7 ft ceiling
  • Vehicles permitted
  • Interior
  • Twenty four hours
($70.00)
$60.00
per month
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10' x 10'
20% off for the first six full months with one month pre-payment
  • Climate controlled
  • Interior
$55.00
per month
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10' x 10'
50% off for the remaining days of the month
  • Premium unit
  • Pullthrough
  • Lights
  • None door
  • Vehicles permitted
  • Twenty four hours
  • Ada accessible
  • Drive up
  • Outdoor access
($100.00)
$90.00
per month
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10' x 12'
  • Premium unit
  • Roll up door
  • Vehicles only
  • Interior
  • Drive up
$62.00
per month
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10' x 20'
$34 off for the remaining days of the month
  • Covered
  • Pullthrough
  • Vehicles permitted
  • Drive up
$70.00
per month
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10' x 20'
  • Roll up door
  • Drive up
  • Outdoor access
$80.00
per month
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10' x 20'
  • Vehicles permitted
  • Parking warehouse
  • Drive up
$95.00
per month
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9' x 23'
  • Covered
  • Vehicles only
  • Drive up
$19.00
per month
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11' x 23'
  • Vehicles only
$50.00
per month
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10' x 30'
  • 10 ft ceiling
  • Vehicles permitted
  • Drive up
$95.00
per month
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13' x 24'
  • Covered
  • Floor 1
  • Vehicles only
  • Drive up
($90.00)
$40.00
per month
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30' x 30'
  • Lights
  • Interior
($75.00)
$63.00
per month
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90' x 80'
$20 off for the first six full months with one month pre-payment
  • Vehicles permitted
  • Interior
  • Drive up
$70.00
per month
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Rating
Rating of 5.0
By
brittany
Review
I love that this place doesn't exist!
On
03/21/2018
Rating
Rating of 4.5
By
Fake reviewer
Review
This facility is the fakest! I mean, it's surreal how unreal it is. Nice staff too.
On
02/10/2017
Rating
Rating of 4.5
By
michael b
Review
ya i liked it. it was good. I was pleased.
On
09/15/2016
Rating
Rating of 5.0
By
email4.14
Review
Leaving a review from the mobile email review request
On
05/24/2016
Rating
Rating of 5.0
By
Angelo Omar
Review
All good. :D
On
04/26/2016
Rating
Rating of 4.5
By
Michael1
Review
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On
01/28/2016
Rating
Rating of 2.0
By
Review
On
12/21/2015
Rating
Rating of 5.0
By
Seamus Flanagan
Review
This facility, a storage facility, was chock-full of units. A
On
05/15/2015
Rating
Rating of 3.0
By
Jean
Review
I liked this storage facility well enough. It does what it claims. Stores stuff.
On
04/04/2013
Rating
Rating of 5.0
By
TAFKAB
Review
I'm so glad that I picked Fake Storage Facility. The location couldn't be better!
On
04/04/2013
Self Storage Frequently Asked Questions

What size storage unit do I need?


5' x 5' Storage Unit
It is approximately 25 square feet of space. This size typically holds the contents of one room or large home closet. They are an excellent size to store seasonal items, garden tools, clothes, office supplies, suitcases and miscellaneous boxes.

5' x 10' Storage Unit

It is approximately 50 square feet of space. This size typically holds the contents of one room or office. You can store small amounts of furniture, chairs, mattress, kitchen appliances, and boxes.

5' x 15' Storage Unit

It is approximately 75 square feet of space. This type of unit is good for the contents of a one-bedroom apartment with major appliances.

10' x 10' Storage Unit
It is approximately 100 square feet of space and about the size of a standard one-car garage. Holds furnishings of a one or small two-bedroom apartment with major appliances.

10' x 15' Storage Unit

It is approximately 150 square feet of space. Holds furnishings of a large two-bedroom apartment or smaller home. Great for storing large furniture and appliances.

10' x 20' Storage Unit
It is approximately 200 square feet of space. Holds the entire contents of a three or four-bedroom home up to 2000 square feet. Can also hold compact full-size vehicles and boats.

10' x 25' Storage Unit

Holds the contents of a large home, roughly 4 or 5 bedrooms, with large furniture, garage items, and major appliances.


What is the height of the storage units?

Storage units are approximately 8 feet high.


Do I need to rent a climate controlled unit?

If you have delicate items such as musical instruments, computers, pictures, antique wood furniture, it is recommended to select a climate controlled unit. Climate controlled storage units protect against rust, corrosion, mold, cracking, and warping.


What’s the difference between an indoor and an outdoor unit?An outdoor storage unit is one that has a direct access and usually drive-up accessible. An indoor unit is located within the building.


What items can't be put in a storage unit?

Most storage facilities will not let you store firearms, perishable items, liquids, illegal drugs, flammable and hazardous materials, live animals or plants.


Are my items insured while being in a storage unit?

You are responsible for the items that you store. Storage facility's insurance provides protection for the location that houses the storage units and not the contents of individual storage units. If your homeowner insurance doesn't cover your items, usually the facility manager will help you sign up with an insurance provider.


Can I use my renters insurance for a storage unit?

Anything your renter's insurance policy covers under usual conditions would be covered in your storage unit. Usually, renters insurance will cover items in a unit up to 10% of your policy limits, but the coverage does not include natural disasters. However, there may be exceptions to this, check with your insurance company to see if you're covered.


What do I need to bring with me when to rent a unit?

You will need a government-issued photo ID(driver’s license, state ID or passport) to complete your storage unit rental agreement.


Can I access my unit anytime I want?

Most storage locations are open 365 days a year, but access hours may vary. During access hours, usually between 6am – 10pm seven days a week, you can access your unit by using your individual gate code. During office hours, the company employees are available to answer questions and provide on-site support.


How long can I rent a unit?

Most rental contracts are month-to-month agreements and billed in one-month increments. No long-term lease is required unless the customer requests otherwise.

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